douche mark
the monetary unit of germany, or doucheland
the bathroom attendant at a restaurant in doucheland wanted some douche marks for standing there; he didn’t even wipe your b-tt or anything.
when a female liberates a v-g-n-l discharge on a item of furniture, clothing or other object. douche marks are usually the bi product of s-xual intercourse.
man you and your lady left some wicked douche marks on my couch last night.
the mark of a douche bag
i.e. stupid goatee, pencil pin facial hair, popped collar, or wearing sungl-sses inside
he is douche mark-ed all over the place
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