douche masochist
a douche m-s-ch-st is an unusual douche who actually knows he’s a douche but revels in the pummeling he takes because of his douchebag ways.
sir d-ck is a douche m-s-ch-st because he knows he’s a douche and goes out of his way to provoke getting sh-t on for it.
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