Douche Master 3000
a feminine cleaning device similar to a standard pressure washer. includes a resevoir for douche spray and water as well has a easy-grip handle with rotating head. sprayer general exceeds 1500psi for maximum effectiveness and comes with 4hp b&s motor with patented one-pull easy start. guaranteed to rid your private area of all growths and foul odor.
russ: hey paul! you take a whiff of mary? she smells like a cape cod fishing boat. i was wondering where all the sailors where?
paul: maybe we should go in together and buy her the new douche master 3000 with 1500psi and rotating head!
russ: good idea! that should clear the area of all offensive things and we can dive right back in!
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