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Douche-Matic

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• Douchewibler

  a profession in which you clean v-g-n-s for a living. teacher: timmy what do you want to be when you grow up. timmy: i want to be a douchewibler. teacher:you mean like bill clinton. 1.someone who is a jerk, or an -sshole. 2.an annoying person. 3.the friend that is the wierdest one in your group. […]

• dowdy migga

  an ugly person with a dull, drab lifeless hair colour such as brown, dark grey, black etc. you think i’m ugly? you’re a dowdy migga!

• Down Low Brother

  a married man who turns into a bis-xual by having -n-l s-x with men outside of his marriage. alex got married and a year later turned into a down low brother. 1.) a man who secretly partakes in h-m-s-xual conduct, but lives a hetros-xual lifestyle. often married, with childern. 2.) a man who many women […]

• downstrome

  a slang term used to refer to an individual suspected of possessing an iq at,near, or below the legal minimum of 70 which defines mental r-t-rdation (1.a. see downsyndrome). the term itself generally is reserved for one who has made an art out of reckless if not moronic behavior, to the point where it defines […]

• dqunk

  it’s the correct way to spell drunk when you are texting or twittering while drunk. it started out as a spelling error made while drunk twittering on a phone without a full keyboard, but now it’s just the correct way to spell drunk when you are texting or twittering while drunk. come get me, i’m […]

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