Douche Mcgriddle
one who cuts the heart out of a tampon and sticks a mcgriddle from mcdonalds and wraps the tampon sh-ll aroung the mcgriddle an shoves it up his/her tw-t.
person 1: dude i cought my girlfriend shoving a douche mcgriddle up her tw-t.
person 2: did you get some after????
person 1: get some what??
person 2: you know some greasy p-ssy.
person 1: well… you know there was that time where i used vasoline…
person 2: you sick hair crammer.
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