Douche Monger
worse than a douchbag. a super douchebag pr-ck that likes to hang out with other lesser douchebag friends, gathering them around him so he can feel like more of a douchebag than the douchebags he mongered.
aka chandler from friends.
“jerry, you f-cking douche monger, tell your friends to go home!”
1. a person who hordes used douches.
2. an arrogant person who is selfish and thinks only of themselves.
you’re such a douchemonger, ryan! you ate all the donuts!
one who spreads douche-like behavior. always an insult. used in place of douchebag.
-that guys an -sshole
-yeah, he’s a real douche-monger
an individual who attempts to buy illegal software at wal-mart.
that douche monger az tried to buy a yahoo booter at wal-mart.
one who mongers much douchery.
roby, quit being such a douchemonger, geez louise!
a person who is basically a t-rd….a kind of a dork……..you say this to people you really wanna rag on………or a person who hordes all the douche for himself for some unknown reason
1andrew: chris why are you such a douchemonger?
20chris: i dont know man i just love the douche…..
1andrew:no i meant why are you such a t-rd but thats sick
20chris:yeah man youre right i am a douchemonger
noun, a person who is a douche times ten.
“georgia, you are a douchemonger.”
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