douche mother


similar to douche bag but much more offensive. an insult that should be used for only the worst kind of -sshole. similar to a dirty mother f-cker

literal definition:

a douche mother is the douche that your mother used to clean out her v-g-n- after she gave birth to you.

quit being a douche mother.
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an unbeknownst quasi-self-proclaimed douchebag.
“hey everyone
i’m a big douchemother”
-j. lombardi

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