Douche Noob
what you call when you have two gamer noobs over for a gamer party and only have two controlers. they leave you without a controler and are total noobs and dont want you to play with them on the console in your own house.
-phone call- bring bring bring
“h-llo?”
“hey dude you wanna come over and play halo reach”
“sounds awesome”
“ya im inviting the other bro too”
“oh sweet me and him can play again and you be a dj”
“you guys are just going to douche noob me again?”
“we’ll let you play eventually”
“watever, nevermind dude”
“wait what?”
click
“h-llo, watever”
click
the best and greatest of all insults
coined: morgan merlin miller
p1:you f-ggot
p2:you douchenoob!
p1:…….
can be used to describe anything dumb or annoying: a person, situation, idea, or object for example.
– that guy at work is a total douchenoob.
– my douchenoob car stopped working yesterday.
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