Douche Paddle


someone who is bigger then a douche bag, yet smaller then a douche canoe. thus meaning the douche paddle for the douche canoe.
person 1 – ‘alright, you get half a quarter of my burger.’

person 2 – ‘dude i haven’t eaten since yesterday!’

person 1 – ‘too bad, f-g.

person 2 – ‘dude you are such a douche paddle.

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