douche pastry
an annoying person; a d-bag
tan nat is a douche pastry
a delicious treat eaten only by the rich upper-cl-ss of 3rd world countries. a douche pastry is made from the remains of a virgin’s first v-g-n-l cleansing and is usually eaten with peanut b-tter and marinara sauce. considered a delicacy by hobos and crack wh-r-s.
the king of kazkhstan delights in his morning douche pastry before beheading a rebel midget.
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