Douche Pump
a pressurized douche; someone who is so unpleasant that its just unbearable to be around them.
that guy is such a douche pump, i wish he wouldn’t follow us around asking to smoke hookah so much. he should be d-ld- spiked.
one who engages in douche-like activities.
yeah, that guy. you see the one wearing four popped collars? he’s a big f-cking douche pump.
a name designated for a sports stadium employee during a hockey game who tries to get the wave going when the home team is down 0-4. most often used by philadelphia flyers fans.
“okay, everyone in this section start the wave on three…1, 2,… ‘hey down in front you douche pump'”
one level worse than a douchebag. allows the user to deliver more hate.
f-cking douchepump.
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