Douche Puncher
one who thinks they are cool for calling out a douche bag but is actually even more douchey than the other guy.
person 1: yo check out that guy with aviators on he’s such a douche
person 2: i wouldn’t be talking, douche puncher. you drive a hummer.
a person that is a total -ss all day, everyday. has no consideration of anyone but him/herself. can be seen douching around night clubs, spitting their nasty chewed gum onto the sidewalk outside of a nursing home, or dropping rusty nails into the sand of a local beach.
orginally said by ian hec-x, part of “smosh”.
sy.
-sshole, douchebag, -sswipe, d-ckhead, highschool football player
ant.
kind, decent, considerate, caring, chuck norris
releated words:
douchebag, -sshole, d-ckhead hipster b-tch -ssface
person 1. “did you see that -ss with his bare feet on the table at starbucks?”
person 2. “yeah. what a douche puncher.”
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