Douche Slag


porte-manteau term used as a derogative aimed at females. comprised of “douche bag” and “slag”, hence combining the attributes -ssociated with both words, into one.
a young woman or girl with questionable moral values and a natural attraction towards complete douche bags, coupled with a total absence of intellect and self-censorship, compounded with an overall lack of cl-ss.
marty : bro, you know ben’s ex, jenny?
sam : you mean the sl-t who gave b.jss to the entire lacrosse team?
marty: yup, that’s the one!
sam: what about her?
marty: well, i saw her last night at angel’s and she was lap dancing all over this greasy metros-xual poofter!!!
sam: dude! she’s a total douche slag!

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