douche smacker
total moron; the type of person who comes across as both extremely corny while flat out idiotic.
jerome approached a female half his age at the mall and said “hey wifey, i want to make beautiful music with you.” an onlooker shook his head in disbelief and disgust and said tos his friend, “what a douche smacker.”
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