douche taco
a v-g-n- filled with douche fluids.
go eat a douche taco!
1. an -sshat of the greatest calibur.
2. a wife beater.
3. julian gary whateverhislastnamewas.
man, that -sshat was such a douchetaco. i can’t believe i didn’t realize it sooner.
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