douche-to-go-bag
instead of a douche-bag, a douche-to-go-bag is the equivalent of a food douche, a man who feels the need to criticize your food choices, act as a food connoisseur, and claim to know the best places, therefore making him a huge snotty douche.
jacob was insulting the restaurant i picked, by the end of the night, he was a douche-to-go-bag
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