Douche Valve
wireless (bluetooth) headset worn by loud obnoxious douchebags that think everyone around them wants to hear their conversation.
bob’s talking on his douche valve again!
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to be disappointed, b-mmed out, or let down. i’m drugged man, i was fired today..
- cooterscootch
a less-than-genteel description of what a female dog does when it drags its netherquarters across the carpet due to some form of rectal discomfort. also, used as a perjorative. g-dd-mn, but ol’ daisy’s takin’ a cooterscootch on my good rug. or get off me, cooterscootch.
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a body builder who uses growth enhancing drugs such as steroids and human growth hormones. look at that drug monkey over there, he needs to lay off the steroids.