Douche Wear


a guy between the ages of 13-25 who wear designer brands such as ed hardy, free city, lacoste, dolce and gabana, etc. to show off their money to get girls. as a result of this, they act like a complete douche.
douche: hey cindy, look at my new ed hardy hat, my free city sweater and my new lacoste shoes. i’m worth about $1000 right now.

cindy: that sweater looks so hot on you.

douche: bro, i’m so banging cindy tonight. she likes my free city. i’m the coolest bro around. i’m so pimpin’. all the girls want to hook up with me tonight.

bro: you’re such a douche when you wear your douche wear

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