douche whore

a person, typically male, that possesses the characteristic that is beyond extreme douchebagness in combination of superior r-t-rdedness but miraculously, somehow believes that he/she is a genius. sometimes mistaken as a person doing an act “like a boss,” in this case, they fail, yet, believed to have succeeded.
joe just walked up to that gorgeous woman, asked her for a dance, got rejected, then proceeds to flip her off to her face, takes her martini, and pimp walks away with chin up in the air… then 10 seconds later, finds out that woman is his boss’ wife. wow! what a douchewh-r-!!

douche wh-r- douche-wh-r-
a person who wh-r-s out his/her douchiness (aka is extremely rude/mean to everyone)
some of the members of my debate team were being complete douche-wh-r-s when they let us get lost while they went to yogurtland and jamba juice.
a woman who typically dates douche bags, also known as a “douche ho”
“is isabella still dating that douche bag?”
“which one? she’s a douche wh-r-; she only dates douche bags.”
<< slang >> a derogatory term for a person who exhibits a lack of caring or understanding for another person. particularly used to ill-strate someone who abuses power.
(1) our calculus professor was being a tremendous douchewh-r- when he banned the use of calculators during exams.
(2) american politicians are usually tremendous douchewh-r-s who do not represent the interest of their const-tuents, and instead, cater to the needs of special interest organizations and lobbyists.
basically a douche but worse.
somone who f-cks up something you were trying to do or say.
“christian moore! you’re such a douchewh-r- when we play sorry”
a derogatory slur usually used by suburban hispanics directed towards white people; used in conjunction with other curse words.
jessica: don’t stomp on the floor

jason: oh, really stomps

jessica: i told you to stop you f-ckin’ douchewh-r-!