Doucheassarrhea
(d–sh–ss-ehr-ee-a), noun. origins: rhinebeck, ny, c. 2007.
1. the excrement that liquifies in one’s colon and gushes forth from the -n-l orifice subsequent to the act of accidentally sodomizing oneself with a douche whilst attempting to use v-g-n-lly. 2. any unsolicited diarrhea of the mouth.
i was trying to give myself an abortion the other night with turpentine in a turkey baster, and i got some -serious- douche-ssarrhea.
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