Doucheaveriiatius


a physical disease contracted once born into the world, it afflicts one in ten men. the symptoms of this are owning a large well furnished home, owning a sports car which cost more then your university fees and having a drop dead gorgeous partner, yet still complaining about life.

the only known cure for doucheaveriiatius is a shift sharp kick in the groin followed by a good three minute bottling.
“oh darn i just got a four thousand pay rise, too bad my porsche still has another week in it, before i can buy another car, why does this depress me so much, doctor?”

“i’m sorry to say this, sir, you have doucheaveriiatius.”

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