Douchebag Bisoned
when, trying to avoid being reprimanded at work you are instead run over by your own co-workers to make them less of a target.
“i thought i had the written reprimand pulled from my file when randy douchebag bisoned me by bringing up the p-rn i had downloaded…
Read Also:
- N in the A
nuts in the -sshole. oh man i done put my n in the a last night!
- Failicorn
somebody who fails so epically he becomes a mythical creature the so called failicorn. tommy: hey i tried to hook up with tracy but she blew me off so bad, i almost cried. timmy: what? you mean the one from the gasoline station that gigantic mech-warrior that inhales 5 pizzas a day? jimm: you’re such […]
- failjoke
a joke that fails on epic proportions. guy1: “in soviet russia, i am gay” guy2: “dude, that was a failjoke. seriously.”
- fail-magnet
1: an individual who chronically fails; always manages to somehow fail at everything in life 2: usually an unpopular or uncoordinated square-esque character colin: hey s-xy.. who died!?! :d jennifer: my mom, you fail-magnet
- Failsturbation
the act of falling asleep or p-ssing out while masturbating. george is the king of failsturbation…he is always p-ssing out jerking his dong. the act of flogging one’s p-n-s in an ineffectual attempt to achieve arousal and/or climax. typical attempts last 2-3 hours. epic attempts can last several days. rich failsturbated so hard he irreparably […]