douchebag casting call
when a needy & pathetic girl posts/tweets her desperation for a boyfriend. usually getting the attention of every douchebag who’s able to read it, knowing they’ll need little to no effort to get her, keep her, and treat her as cr-ppy as they want.
post: “i really wish i just had someone to be by my side. i’m so tired of being alone. why doesn’t anyone out there want me?”
reply: “you know d-mn well that’s a douchebag casting call. now every -sswipe is gonna come running to treat you like cr-p.”
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