Douchebag Sandwich
when you are driving and stuck behind some a-hole going under the speed limit and have another a-hole tailgating you. unfortunately, by being in the middle of this, means you too are a douchebag.
my ride to work sucked today, as i was once again in the middle of a douchebag sandwich.
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