Douchebagattractionitis
a illness or disease in which a person is repeatedly attracted to men that are douchebags and continue to date and/or hookup with them despite their douchebaginess.
girl 1: how was your date?
girl 2: horrible. he turned out to be just another douchebag.
girl 1: you my friend are suffering from douchebagattractionitis.
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