Douchebagnet
a location or place that has a large preponderance of douchebags.
john: wow, i have met so many douchbags in this town already.
adam: i know man, they are everywhere in this city. you will get used to it.
john: orlando is a douchebagnet!
a girl who repeatedly allows douchebags into her life.
“ick. holly sure picked another winner.”
“yep. she’s a real douchebagnet.”
the combination of douchebag and magnet.
a girl who naturally attracts the douchiest of men unintentionally is labeled as a douchebagnet.
one who attracts douche bags.
susan is always attracting losers…what a douche bagnet
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