douchebandage
one who is disgusting like a douche, and annoying like taking off a bandage.
halley: dawn your a wh-r-
dawn: sl-t
halley: douche
dawn: douchebandage!!!!!!!!!!
halley: uuuuuuuuuuuggggggggggggh gross d-mn you got me!
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