Douchebelle
1. a female version of a douchebag which sounds like a compliment at first but is, in fact, an unsuspecting flip-off to the recipient who, in another life and world (or after having had a s-x change), might actually be correctly deemed a douchebag.
2. a politer version of b-tch, but with deeper, thought-provoking undertones. useful for unsuspecting foes who might actually take it as a compliment.
coined during an interesting discussion about the origins of the word douchebag during which no one could think of a female equivalent – here it is, in all its glory.
ambronina: “so then, just to spite me, she spiked my cup of tea with laxatives. i was on the loo all day!”
erica: “omg, she’s such a douchebelle!”
gowlinda: “here’s your latte. sorry that i forgot to ask them to use skimmed milked – i’m sure you would’ve wanted it like that.”
justina: “awww… thanks. you’re such a douchebelle.”
gowlinda: “that’s so nice of you… b-tch.”
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