Doucheblocker
a former friend on facebook or other social web site gathering spot who first chewed you out publicly in an irrational and cruel way and then blocked you from interacting with them before you could respond.
first, she sent me this, “you continually insult people at every turn you get. i don’t have time to go back and forth and i wouldn’t think you do either. not sure why the negativity but i choose to focus on more positive things and friends who don’t have to hammer down their politics at every turn. i’m sure you’ll have some response to this which will just prove my point. happy facebooking!” and then she blocked me. what a doucheblocker!!!
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