doucheboard
those $400 segways without the handle that all viners have that make you like the the absolute biggest f-ckboy douchebag in the world. some r-t-rds may call it a hoverboard, but since there are two wheels that touch the ground, it doesn’t hover. someone on a doucheboard may be
-wearing a flat brim hat backwards
-wearing those long shirts that go down to your thigh
-wearing skinny jeans
-wearing huge nike high tops
-making a musical.ly
-making a vine
-sending pictures of his tiny d-ck to girls twice his age on snapchat
-bringing cancer to all
“hey, why’s that douche on a segway without a handle? ”
“it’s called a doucheboard.”
“wow i think i’m gonna kill myself now”
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