Doucheboater
the act of being a douche while in public
for ex. tom and matt are at the bar and two girls walk up
tom: hey s-xy b-tches how bout a drink for you two??
matt: bro you only got twenty bucks left??
tom: ( blank expressionless face) your such a doucheboater.
a made up ice cream dessert that consists of chocolate ice cream mixed with melted peanut b-tter.
douche boater, -sshat, douche conoe, douche, f-cking f-cker, p-ssy blocker, c-nt, d-ckhead, f-ckhead, -ssclown, doucheboater
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