douchecockle
a total douchebag and c-ckhead all mixed into one big package of -sshole. also a derogatory term for h-m-s-xuals and preppy blondies.
“ah that nick kid is such a douchec-ckle, i saw him beating off into the water fountain the other day in the men’s locker room. i heard he got atomic donkey punched right after some kids wheeked that b-tch.”
“um dude, shouldn’t he be dead or somethin?”
“that amount of gayness can’t be defeated”
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