douchedar
the keen sense that some individuals have that allows them to sense or spot other people who are douchebags. the sense allows them to potentially identify douchebags even when the douchebag maybe trying to conceal their doucheness
the guy walked in the door and my douchedar was going off like crazy and that was before i even saw his trucker hat and popped collar.
same as a radar, but it used to detect near by human being that naturally emit a douche like vibe that can be felt by other human beings. the average douche-dar is accurate up to 65 yards. non-douches have a douche-dar.
ron: aye cuddie, hit this gilbeys vodka with me one time.
sadith: na man im cool, i have to lay h-lla sod tomorrow.
logan: d-mn, my douche-dar is 10 as f-ck right now.
reverend: you’re douche-dar is probably picking up sadith, cuz he a b-tch.
same as a radar except picks up the doucheness in a human being. the average douche-dar is accurate up to 65 yards.
ron: aye hit this gilbey’s vodka up cuddie.
dylan: na, my mom will smell it on me when i come home tomorrow.
logan: i think im picking some one up on my douche-dar. i’m pretty sure it’s dylan.
jack: stuey -ss dylan.
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