douchefaggimus maximus
(d–sh-f-g-a-mus)
any emo douchebag who makes it a point to make plans without following through. also -ssociated with whining poons who are never satisfied, not even by the rank smell of their own spray farts.
this is the highest level of being a f-ggoty douchebag.
justin achieved the level of douchef-ggimus maximus by whining and sprayfarting the entire road trip.
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