Doucheflag
another name for car window flags.
people think they are super cool flying flags on all their car window, but everyone else thinks they are douchebags.
doucheflag flyer: hey check out the sweet super bowl champions window flag i have on my jetta. the patriots are the best!!
bystander: not only do you look like a giant douche for just having a doucheflag, but the patriots haven’t even been to the super bowl in years.
n., a popped collar, by which fellow douches signal their ident-ty to each other
bill raised his douche flag as he entered the room, forming alliances without speaking a word.
you can’t buy stacy a turtleneck, she flies a douche flag everywhere she goes.
a popped collar. this gives off a clear signal that whoever is waving said doucheflag is, in fact, a douche.
men who fly the doucheflag are often known to wear colorful plaid shorts and sport their favorite pair of crocs.
john: dude, tommy should take down that doucheflag or n-body is ever going to talk to him.
derek: fo’ sho’. he’s such a douche.
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