Douchefus
someone who is simultaneously a dufus and a douche bag. this type of person tends to be stupid, poor decision makers, usually drunk, yet overly c-cky, insincere, conceited, often lacking talent, intelligence or skill. some are trust fund babies, brags about having money, possessions yet did nothing to acquire the wealth they have
a stupid jerk
the drunk frat boy was such a douchefus when he screwed his best friends girlfriend.
like kung-fu only douchier.
“allie was practicing black belt douche-fu tonight at my party.
a combination of douch and doofus.
what’s wrong with that guy? he’s a douchefus, man.
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