doucheglued
a connectional phenomenon that inexplicably links two highly unlikable people together consistently in a public setting thus doubling their douche-factor.
unfortunately when i arrived at the party keith olberman was doucheglued to matt damon. the two of them spent the night yacking about how stupid sarah palin is.
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