douchehat
(n) one who’s general lack of intelligence is so grotesque, that it is beyond comprehension.
jason jou is a f-cking douchehat.
1 : completely idiotic, without redeeming value, used when douche bag is not derogatory enough (after all, douche bags serve a potentially useful purpose.)
2 : totally useless or frivolous, as in a miniature hat meant to sit on top of a douche bag.
that guy came out of nowhere and kicked me in the nuts for no reason! what a douche hat.
a not-so-common synonym for flat-brimmed cap ‘flat cap’, most commonly used by baseball players. also commonly used in common urban culture. it is nicknamed a douche-hat because it is common dress of many high-school douches, douchebags, -ssholes and jerks.
person 1: “you’re wearing a douche hat? lame.”
person 2: “hypocrite, you wear them all the whoop-de-f-cking time, y’know!”
an individual who tends to appear in public wearing a douche-bag as a headdress. this act may be -ssociated with an individual who exhibits the character traits of a douche, but typically derive from acceptable contexts, suggesting less malintent. that is, an individual may convey the opinions of a douche in context, but not in their overall life. see “douche”.
individual 1: “ben is a douchebag!”
individual 2: “no, he just likes to argue”
individual 1: “this is true, we cannot fault him for this, but his sentiments remain distasteful; as a result, he is a douchehat!”
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