douchehelm
a douche-helm is a leader in douchebaggery. this person personifies everything douche to the extent that just being around said person will make you a douchebag.
a douchehelm will sometimes gain control of an audience and hypnotize by presence alone. everyone will quiet down and listen to his every word as if he was a great leader yet there’s this lingering itch in the back of your mind wondering why the h-ll everyone is listening to this douchebag.
dr.phil, kanye west, ryan seacrest
“ever since that douchehelm showed up the entire team turned into major nancy boy c-nts.”
“if you see a douchehelm, run the f-ck away as fast as you can before he infects you with gay.”
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