doucheiform


someone whose entire outfit is douchey – affliction tee shirt, blowout hair, hot topic jeans, the whole package.
i saw a guy in full on doucheiform the other day. black leather affliction jacket, tapout t-shirt, ed hardy jeans, sideways flat-billed hat w/stickers still on it.

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