Douchekabob
pertaining to any h-m–sapien that emanates an overall sense of: self-justification, terrible joke-telling/movie quoting, nosiness, and possesses macabre physical features that are insurmountable by any amount of mangled dead babies.
any normal guy: “yeah man, its been really hard for me to let go of my grandma’s memory ever since she was mutilated by a p-ssing farm implement last month.”
douchekabob: “oh yeah, my c-ck was hard when i penetrated your grammy’s mangled skull via eyesocket, bahahaha high five bro.”
when your level of douchebaggery results in multiple servings to the people and world around you.
ken is such a douche-kabob!
regarding the employment industry; a group of 4 or more people coming in to fill out an application for employment with only 1 person that speaks english.
here comes a douche kabob, want to place bets on which one speaks english?
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