douchelord

a self-absorbed man, whose main pleasures in life derive from bringing home different bar sl-ts on the reg. a douche lord’s weapons of choice include lemon drop shots and any other princess beverages that easily intoxicate his victims.
josh, he’s such a douche lord. i can’t stand his level of douchebaggery.

david probably has stds from being a total douche lord.
1.person/s that demonstrates all the qualities of being a douche so well, they could in fact be a deity among douches.
2.the lord and messiah of all douches.
that guy is one douchelord
someone who is such a douche bag that douche bag doesn’t sufficiently describe their level of douchebaggery
george w bush is the biggest douche lord we have ever had for a president.
someone who has reached such a high level of douchebaggery that they are respected and held in high esteem by other douchebags. the leader of the douchebags.
his reputation with the ladies has helped him attain douchelord status among his peers.
douche lord, noun. any human who has reached an unsurmountable level of douchiness; often the douchiest person one has ever known. a douche lord is the so-called ‘king’ (‘lord’) of douches. should there be a town comprised solely of douches, this person would undoubtedly be elected president, mayor, king, il d-ch-, etc. dependent on the hierarchy of said town. typically, a douche lord is one who possesses certain traits: lack of height, slicked back hair (ponytail optional), inability to speak english, known for stealing innocents’ phones off bathroom hand dryers, monochrome attire, and general c-ckiness for no evident reason.

common places where one can inadvertently stumble upon a douche lord: executive boards of healthcare companies (douchiness level can be measured according to picture appearing on website), happy hour at an urban brewery/bar/pub, in the kitchen at stags head, hosting a well-known reality television show, and other like-minded venues.
that f-cking douche lord who works in the kitchen at this pub just stole my god d-mn phone off the bathroom hand dryer, where i accidentally left it!
an extreme version of the term douche bag (a demeaning obscenity using reference to a tool women use during their period). a douche lord would reference that a person is beyond a douche bag- and requires a more demeaning term.
you know, sometimes that guy can be such a douche lord.
there are douches, and then there is the douchelord, who is the douchiest of all the douches.
girl 1: he thinks he can get all the girls in the school.

girl 2: no way! what a douchelord!
a person who has surp-ssed the simple “douche bag” they have become a lord in the art of douchebaggery, therefore becoming a douche lord.
that dude is a major douche bag!” “na man, hes surp-ssed that, hes a douche lord.

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