Douchemire
– the ultimate form of doucheness.
– only exhibited by one who surp-sses all others in his or her ability to be a douche.
– displayed by punk boys who believe themselves to be men.
– an extreme case of douchemire is accompanied by an innate ability to be a p-ssy. the douchemire in question has no known xx chromosome.
she left likes that douchemire? stupid b-tch..
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