Douchenese


official language of the douche
yea i cant understand you , i dont speak douchenese

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    completely wasted yay! “i was complasted last night… and now it hurts like h-ll.” being very high (on pot or pills) and fairly drunk at the same time, almost to the point of p-ssing out, but you still can tell whats going on it has a hippie influence as it was started in lawrence kansas […]

  • Duel Score Processor

    a hoe that processes two c-cks at the same time. one in the front and one in the back. these hoes can process up to 1.5 ghz (j-zz-a-hurtz) dual core processors are the successor of the single core. and are considered a lot “faster.” nikki: hey playaz bring those hard drives over here and let […]

  • dude shut up

    its time for you to shut up cause you are being very very stupid!! louis: bahahahahah bob: dude shut up louis: bhahahahhahahhahaa bob: dude shut up you’re not funny what is your problem louis: …

  • Double Pipe Party

    the act of synchronising the expulsion of a turtle head whilst exhaling smoke from a crack pipe for ultimate pleasure and rush. “make sure you lock the toilet door this time, i don’t want my mother walking in while you’re having a double pipe party again!”

  • double plus gay

    a modern version of “double plus bad” taken from the book 1984 by george orwell. like “gay” as in “bad”; but the ‘double plus’ makes it extremely bad. 1. person s: my nintendo ds broke! person c: thats the worst news i’ve heard all weak! that’s double plus gay! 2. doing ch-r-s is double plus […]


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