Douchenhaven


an insult that combines the pejorative term ‘douche’ – an obnoxious or egotistical person – and the general term ‘haven’ – a sanctuary or place of rest, with the result being a fairly poor insult that makes very little sense. this saying is generally used by fat kids, who will usually go on to use other words such as ‘homeslice’ and ‘bro-sack’.
person 1: “man, that guy’s such a douchenhaven.”

person 2: “…”

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