douchepreneur
n. a douchepreneur is an unemployed douche that loves bragging about the dozens of startups he/she had a role in & can’t wait pitch their latest failure. they usually have robust a social media presence including a seemingly impressive resume on linkedin. when asked their job t-tle, they’ll state vague, nebulous catch-alls like “entrepreneur”, “business coach”, “idea generator”, and “strategist”.
“what do you do for a living?”
“i’m a entrepreneur and idea generator”
“great, so who pays you for that?”
“n-body right now but check out my linkedin page, my three facebook pages, my twitter account, and two of my personal websites that simply link to the aforementioned social media sites.”
“oh so you’re a _douchepreneur_, then. gotcha.”
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