douchepuff
noun. a person who typifies those qualities -ssociated with douchetards and other forms of douche, but are also arrogant and morbidly obese. a douchepuff tends to be closed-minded and reactionary, espousing small-minded and divisive opinions in public. surprisingly popular.
f-ck, that campaign manager i sat next to at lunch is a douchepuff.
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