Doucher McGavin
a douche who tends to present their douchery to an inactive audience at unorganized sporting events or sports-related video game sessions. one who acts like an -sshole during recreational activities to compensate for their inability to do anything well. also, more simply, that guy who thinks he could f-ck your girlfriend because he is better at golf than you.
on the spectrum of relative douchery, a doucher mcgavin falls just between a large rubber d-ld- used for v-g-n-l irrigation and kanye west.
announcer: now stepping up to the tee, doucher mcgavin!
person 1: do we have to listen to his bullsh-t again?
person 2: i hope he dies, because i want to be able to come here again without having him sodomize my soul with stories of how great he was in high school.
kanye west: yo doucher, imma let you finish–but back in the day i had one of the best jump shots of all time!
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