doucherary
when you are responsible to do something that you know is going to make you look and feel like a douche. similar to fiduciary responsibility, except instead of being responsible for money, you are responsible for something that is going to make you a douche bag. almost always used with “responsibility” after it, because most of us don’t want to be a douche, but hey, we’ve all had to pull the douche card at some point.
for instance, being a wingman for your drunk little brother while he’s shirtless in a nightlclub is your doucherary responsibility.
it was my douchery responsibility to be a d-ck to her because she was being a psycho b-tch to my friends all night.
when i’m on spring break, it is my douchery responsibility to grind on every hottie on the dance floor.
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