douchesickle
a derogatory term used in place of douche-bag, lends an air of immaturity to the insulted, can backfire and make the insulter sound r-t-rded, use with caution.
john replaced the medium sized trojans chad had in his drawer, with safeway brand extra-small. when chad brought home a soroity girl and brought out the package, she thought that wrapping would be too small for her pleasure. she left and he had to m-st-rb-t- by himself. as funny as that is, john is still a douchesickle.
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